Mucous Membrane Milkshakes
Mucous Membrane Milkshakes
Ingredients| 2 cups buttermilk 2 scoops vanilla ice cream 1/2 cup pineapple juice 4 tablespoons brown sugar 2 cups milk |
|---|
Preparation
Place all ingredients except the milk into a blender. Blend on medium speed until smooth and creamy. Add more ice cream if you like your mucus extra thick. Fill tall glasses with the mixture and refrigerate.
Heat the milk in a small pan over medium heat until it begins to boil. Remove from the heat and let it cool until a film develops on the surface.
Using a wooden spoon, carefully scoop off the film and place some on top of each milkshake. If you need more mucous just reheat the remaining milk and repeat this step. Be careful not to burn the milk.
And then it gets really disgusting. Blend chunks of pineapple into your milkshake for phlegm balls or maraschino cherries bits for blood clots.
Also see ...
Mummy Dogs
Preheat oven to 300 degrees F. Open package of pizza dough. Grate cheese, and dice vegetables. Spray cookie sheet with nonstick spray. Place pizza dough on sheet and cut into 8 squares; press dough thin with fingers. Add pizza sauce to each square. Add hot dogs and other pizza topping
Preheat oven to 300 degrees F. Open package of pizza dough. Grate cheese, and dice vegetables. Spray cookie sheet with nonstick spray. Place pizza dough on sheet and cut into 8 squares; press dough thin with fingers. Add pizza sauce to each square. Add hot dogs and other pizza topping
Mummy Eyes
Cut through each hard-cooked egg about 1/3 of the way from the tip, just enough to scoop out yolk. Place cooked yolk in a bowl and mash with a fork. Add mayonnaise, paprika, and salt to taste. Mix thoroughly. Fill each egg white eye socket with mixture. Smooth yolk mixture. Press oliv
Cut through each hard-cooked egg about 1/3 of the way from the tip, just enough to scoop out yolk. Place cooked yolk in a bowl and mash with a fork. Add mayonnaise, paprika, and salt to taste. Mix thoroughly. Fill each egg white eye socket with mixture. Smooth yolk mixture. Press oliv
Nightcrawlers
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Core apples from the stem end to 1/2 inch from the bottom. Do not push through. Stuff each hole with 1 teaspoon each jam and butter. Place in a pan and bake uncovered for 35 to 45 minutes, depending on the size of the apples. When done, the apple should
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Core apples from the stem end to 1/2 inch from the bottom. Do not push through. Stuff each hole with 1 teaspoon each jam and butter. Place in a pan and bake uncovered for 35 to 45 minutes, depending on the size of the apples. When done, the apple should
Ooglie Eyeballs
Prepare brownies according to package directions. Bake for 2 to 28 minutes in an 8-inch pan, or 18 to 22 minutes in a 9-inch pan, or until a wooden pick inserted into the center comes out clean. Do not overbake. Trim crisp edges from the brownie while warm, eat or discard. Crumble remaining warm
Prepare brownies according to package directions. Bake for 2 to 28 minutes in an 8-inch pan, or 18 to 22 minutes in a 9-inch pan, or until a wooden pick inserted into the center comes out clean. Do not overbake. Trim crisp edges from the brownie while warm, eat or discard. Crumble remaining warm
Oozy Orange Cupcakes
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Line cupcake baking pans with paper cupcake liners. In small mixing bowl, use electric mixer to combine cream cheese, egg and sugar. Blend in 2 drops yellow food coloring and 1 drop red food coloring, adding more coloring if necessary to reach desired sh
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Line cupcake baking pans with paper cupcake liners. In small mixing bowl, use electric mixer to combine cream cheese, egg and sugar. Blend in 2 drops yellow food coloring and 1 drop red food coloring, adding more coloring if necessary to reach desired sh
Orange Haystacks
Melt chocolate morsels and butter in the top of a double boiler. Stir in marshmallows and orange food color paste. When marshmallows are nearly melted, stir in noodles and peanuts. Drop by spoonsful onto wax paper. Chill several hours.
Melt chocolate morsels and butter in the top of a double boiler. Stir in marshmallows and orange food color paste. When marshmallows are nearly melted, stir in noodles and peanuts. Drop by spoonsful onto wax paper. Chill several hours.
Popcorn Goblin Gorp
In large bowl, combine all ingredients; toss gently. Great for a Halloween Treat!
In large bowl, combine all ingredients; toss gently. Great for a Halloween Treat!
Pumpkin Punch with a Punch
On day of party slice off top of pumpkin and scoop out seeds. Use equal portions of cider, cranberry juice and ginger ale, judging quantity used by size of pumpkin. Chill beverages before pouring into pumpkin. Serve rum (light or dark) in bottle or decanter on side; invite guests to spike punch
On day of party slice off top of pumpkin and scoop out seeds. Use equal portions of cider, cranberry juice and ginger ale, judging quantity used by size of pumpkin. Chill beverages before pouring into pumpkin. Serve rum (light or dark) in bottle or decanter on side; invite guests to spike punch
Quick Ghost Cookies
Melt almond bark/white chocolate over a double boiler or in the microwave. Dip cookies in almond bark/white chocolate. Place cookies on cookie sheet or parchment paper. Place mini chocolate chips on cookies for eyes. Let dry for 1 to 2 minutes.
Melt almond bark/white chocolate over a double boiler or in the microwave. Dip cookies in almond bark/white chocolate. Place cookies on cookie sheet or parchment paper. Place mini chocolate chips on cookies for eyes. Let dry for 1 to 2 minutes.
Rainbow Candy Apples
Optional Coating Dried unsweetened coconut flakes (in health-food stores) * For yellow candy apples, use Golden Delicious apples and yellow food coloring. For green candy apples, use Granny Smith and green food coloring. To avoid sugar-syrup burns, wear rubber gloves w
Optional Coating Dried unsweetened coconut flakes (in health-food stores) * For yellow candy apples, use Golden Delicious apples and yellow food coloring. For green candy apples, use Granny Smith and green food coloring. To avoid sugar-syrup burns, wear rubber gloves w
|
|
|
|
Red Candied Apples
Wash and dry apples and insert sticks into stem end of each. Apples should be room temperature to prevent moisture from forming inside the taffy. Mix remaining ingredients and cook over medium heat in a small saucepan until it reaches 300 degrees F on a candy thermometer (hard-crack stage), abou
Wash and dry apples and insert sticks into stem end of each. Apples should be room temperature to prevent moisture from forming inside the taffy. Mix remaining ingredients and cook over medium heat in a small saucepan until it reaches 300 degrees F on a candy thermometer (hard-crack stage), abou
Shadowy Moon Marshmallow Treats
In large bowl, combine cereal and cookie crumbs; set aside. In large saucepan, over medium-low heat, heat margarine and marshmallows until melted, stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Pour over cereal mixture, tossing to coat well. Press mixture into greased 14-inch pizza pan. Sprin
TAG: mixture, cereal, ,
In large bowl, combine cereal and cookie crumbs; set aside. In large saucepan, over medium-low heat, heat margarine and marshmallows until melted, stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Pour over cereal mixture, tossing to coat well. Press mixture into greased 14-inch pizza pan. Sprin
TAG: mixture, cereal, ,
Shrunken Heads
Heat oven to 400 degrees F. Grease baking dish. Wash and core apples, then cut in half lengthwise; brush cut sides with lemon juice. Carve a face on each apple half. Combine brown sugar, melted butter, spices and salt in small bowl; brush over all sides of apple, filling fa
Heat oven to 400 degrees F. Grease baking dish. Wash and core apples, then cut in half lengthwise; brush cut sides with lemon juice. Carve a face on each apple half. Combine brown sugar, melted butter, spices and salt in small bowl; brush over all sides of apple, filling fa
Spider Web Munch
Heat morsels and 3/4 cup peanut butter in small, heavy-duty saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly until smooth; remove from heat. Add sugar; stir vigorously until smooth. Place cereal in large bowl. Add 1 cup melted chocolate mixture; stir to coat well. Place on ungreased baking
Heat morsels and 3/4 cup peanut butter in small, heavy-duty saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly until smooth; remove from heat. Add sugar; stir vigorously until smooth. Place cereal in large bowl. Add 1 cup melted chocolate mixture; stir to coat well. Place on ungreased baking
TAG: mucous, ,
Permalink--> In : Recipes - Halloween